I guess it is time for another one of my blogs.
I really perfer not to do this one but, bam it angie is begging and so is mina and since they are 50% of my audience, I do what I got to do.
Let me see how should one start, it has been so very long ago.......
Angie and L & yong and S and S's brother were going to meet later at a club. It so happened that Angie and L was so excited about the double date with Yong and s that they got to Iron Cactus 3 hours prior to Yong and s getting there. Their little hearts filled with the anticipation of the double date made them so eager. and when yong and s got there let me tell you they were so happy to have entertainment! and for me it was another great opportuntity to tell the story of the secret SAUCE at Crack N Barrel.
OH MY GOSH YOU reader are in for a treat because right this minute I am going to type the very sought out story of the secret sauce. please go back in time with me when melissa (mel), angie (ang),and yong (yo) were young little hotties in college who danced all night long and woke up the next morning to go eat at crack N barrel (crack). back in the day mel and ang had the hook up and yo was just glad to be in the VIP club. the hook up was that they knew the manager at the crack. Now knowing the manager never got us a table earlier or free this or free that but we girls are real girls who doesn't want all that embarrassing attention.
Finally after waiting and browsing through crack's retail portion of the store, we finally got a table and finally ordered our food and this is what we ordered, i ordered meat loaf, ang ordered chicken fried steak and mel ordered a breakfast order something like eggs, hash brown and roll.
we all got our food and i look at my meatloaf which was oh so very dry and i looked at the waiter and said could I have some secret sauce for the meat loaf and he looked at me weird and I asked again and he said yes. later when he brought me the secret sauce i realize it is just bam ketchup microwaved! As he hands me this secret sauce he realizes that mel doesn't have a plate and is so apologetic and says to her Oh I am so sorry I will bring your plate out and she looks and him with doe like eyes and whispers I already ate it. The waiter, embarrassed, rushes off. At this time ang is still cutting her chicken friend steak and I was patienly anticipating the delicious secret sauce so have not taken a bite. five min later the hook up (the manager) comes by the table to see how we are doing and looks at Mel and says oh they haven't gotten your food yet, I will see what is taking them so long. so for the second time that day she sheepishly looks up at him and says I already ate it. He had no response and he also quickly dismissed himself to another table. so finally the meal is done and I being the polite person I am, decided to help the waiter out and pile all the dishes for him and on the very top is the untouched secret sauce. Which at this point both ang and mel says at the same time "that looks dangerous!" but to me and the waiter it look great. b/c the waiter so glad I helped him out takes the whole pile with out batting a eye. for what ever the reason he places the pile on the very edge of an empty table. now the secret sauce is swaying to and fro and mel ang and yo is staring at the pile thinking what could possible happen and we patienly wait to see what would happen next. and yes to our mortified delight the whole pile falls to the ground and the secret sauce flies high, high, high up in the air to land on two innocent victims.
one old and one young. let me describe these poor victims of the secret sauce. Have you ever seen an older generation of woman who gets their hair done like a football helmet? their hair is so hard and high but yet you can see through their hair to their pink little scalps? well that was victim one. victim two was just a baby in his baby high chair smiling blonde and cute as a baby can be. so the secret sauce is out for a vengeance and plops itself all in to the old ladies hair and scalp and she is patting her head trying to remove the secret sauce and her daugther is trying to help but dang it that secret sauce was determined to stay for a while b/c the lady and her daugther couldn't get through the helmet to the scalp to the secret sauce. And boy did they try but that hairdo was not going to budge. The daugther did try to get the napkin and try to somehow maze the napkin to the ketchup which was by now carmalizing but to no avail it could not be accomplished. Now the baby took it better for he didn't care that he had secret sauce all over his head and face. To him it was the best time of his life. Now to ang mel and yo this was pure entertainment, Couldn't pay to see this type of entertainment. We could not help ourselves and had to hide our faces b/c it was the funniest site to be seen. has it eva happened to you that you ordered secret sauce which had a mind of it's own and decided to ruin someone's hair do?
Alright back to the PLUSH. 2008
now that night i looked exceptionally nice. with a short black lace baby doll dress and diamonds in the hair, like you just don't care. what does that do with the story, nothing I just like to tell people my cute outfits which is pretty much what my las vegas blog is going to be like. and yes I will have visual stimilations of all my outfits.
So we get to the Bad Night Club and we gettting ready to wait in the long line when seriously less than a second later a guy with a clipboard comes up to ang, yo, l, s& s's brother, s's brother which joined us later that night, and tells us to come right on in. And I announce to the group that it must have been my outfit that gave us a speedy entrance and the diamonds in the hair was the icing on the top, at this point L being a kiss up all through the night looks at ang and says must have been your pretty face which brought a strong contraction to my stomach which was trying to force itself out of my mouth, I think people call it gagging. to mr l, Punk it was the diamonds, it was the diamonds, they didn't know it was fake and it came from sam moon. So the club is so far so good. they recognized how import tant te we were. good job PLUSH good job.
The minute we get in the place is packed! We order our drinks (and thanks ang for my two drinks that night)
NOW THIS IS WHEN THE TIDE TURNS
s and I decide to walk around to see what else is around. we go to the basement and do a little dance, make a little noise and I sure did get down. since the place was so packed, i, knowing my ediquitness, did my packed ppl dance which is elbow to the waist, glass of wine close to my body, not to bump into anyone.
now since this plush is filled with young hoooligans who did not know this rule, these hooligans were dancing like they were in drill team. especially this one young girl who had her arms up in the air and trust me, I did bucking care for and her wild dancing, hit me and spilled my wine all up and down my shoulder and arms and legs. THANK GOD i was wearing black.
I go to the rest room to clean up and s and i head back upstairs to ang and L who by the way L decided to be more of the gushing boyfriend and hold her purse so bam ang really could get into her dancing. (i am sure she mentions this in her blog but I have not read it b/c I did not want it to jade my blog, i will read it after i post mine)
I am dancing next to angie and all these young ppl who do not know the correct ediquette of dancing in a crowded dance floor was bumping into me and i still being sober was getting quite irritated and what ang does not realize is that she had already got to inhale her first glass, I did not. And also our second glass of wine she had already chugged when I was assuming my third sip. I look at her to ask her were her glass is and she says so inncoently I want to dance hard and I can't dance hard with the glass of wine in my hands so i chugged it. She also doesn't realize that no one was bumping into her b/c l was behind her and was getting all the bumps and I was on one side and l's friend was on the other side so she was sandwiched and protected by her friends while I the princess and these commoners did not realize how import tant te I am with the diamonds in the hair was bumping, pushing pulling and tugging.
Anyhoo once again s and i leave ang to find s's brother.
as we are walking a tweet who has assumed so much alcohol bumps into s's chest and passes out on my man's chest. REALLY REALLY, who does that. I grab the girl by the arm and say to her WAKE UP! She opens her eyes as much as a drunken whore can and realizes where she is and puts her hands in the air and starts to dance like she just don't care. REALLY REALLY, I do care!!!!
Found s's brother and continue back to ang, i see her being the dancing queen but s and I can not get to her. I am holding s's hand and since these people do not now common courtesy is trying to get through s and me. Some guy tries to push through like we were playing red rover red rover bring this strange A Hole over. At this point S and I look at each other and say, time to go.
You would think that would be the end of the story b/c my oh my tis a long blog but wait there is more to come.
So now we are trying to leave PLUSH. I am holding S hand and arm firmly making sure no riff raffs separate us and mall me over like a 5 cent soda can. As we are trying to leave some girl is yelling at her friend here take my hand!!!! Hello!!! Mac F-ing Fly!!! We are in a crowded hallway packed like sardines. Your drunken friend is 20 feet away and you think you can pull her through the crowd? YES, she thought it. Sorry chick even if y'all were cute it physcially could not have happened. So as it happenens we end up being in the middle of this and once again s and I didn't realize we were playing, red rover red rover please bring this fugly girl over. S ends up pushing her with his chest, I end up grabing her arm which is over my head and saying LET GO!!!! She lets go with look of injustice has been done to her.
Now I was thinking I can see the exit door. The door is so close. When S let's go of my hand and pushes this little asian man on his chest. I am thinking why is s picking on a small asian man, I am asian, why oh why? It so happen when we were in the crowded hallway that little asian man punched s in the back so s was mad and was not going to let the little man get out of his site therefore he wasn't even away from the fugly girls and that he accidently pushed one out of the way with his masculine chest which that night was a pillow for one and a crowd control for another.
I looked on as the little man didn't say anything when confronted by s. So S turns around and walks back to me. As s is turning around i notice the little man got some courage and started talking smack. Good one little man good one.
Has it ever happen to you?
I realize I am mature and do not like this PLUSH scene. Give me a nice bar with comfy couch, chairs and great service, with great wine.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
VACATION JAMAICA
OK so this summer my man & I tried to go to Jamaica, and ended in San Diego, please read previous blog if you are curious as to know why not.
well anyhoo, FINALLY we are in Jamaica! Yes my fav place in the world, were you can eat, drink, play and sleep wheneva, whereeva you want to.
DISCLAIMER: This is an informational blog so in other words if you think you are going to be hysterically entertained then u better just stop reading right now cause u ain't gonna get none of that.
Now not every memory is clear due to certain amount of spirits that was drunk during this vacation therefore I will be force to put in some tainted truths.
First clear memory: no spirits taken due to the fear of falling off the horse. S and I went horseback riding it was a three times doozie, meaning the poor skinny horses had to take s and me up and down the mountain, around the beach and yes even swim in the beach with us on their itty bitty bodies. for what eva the reason jamaica horses are small like the jamaica man. BUT no fear I did not care how itty bitty they were I was having a great time, and since this trail was only s and I and the guide I got to trot the horse. S was very uncomfortable b/c when my lead horse trotted his horse followed which unfortunate bruised s' manhood. But do not worry I too suffered when I got back to the hotel room, I ended up with a bruise on my butt ( both sides for 4 days)and trust me having anything black under your butt when you are wearing a bikini is not so nice. CRUSES 2 me for having fun on a skinny horse!!!
OH the best part of the horse trail was when I told the tour guide I wish I could have a coconut up there on the tree and he jumps off his horse, gets a big bamboo stick from I have no idea were, goes to the palm tree and starts hitting the coconut with his stick, and down down comes three coconuts which is chopped up from the top with his sword and yes it was a sword, which is handed down to me to drink and you better believe it. I dranked it and so did s and so did the guide and it was the greates eva b/c as the guide told us, it is the only liquid that touches the heart. I do not know if it touched my heart but it fo sho touched my stomach b/c I had a bad stomach ach that night and was indisposed in the toilet for a while :( it is true coconut is a laxative:( S and I took so many pics on the trail and I would love to post one for you but to my dismay s accidental deleted all the pics that day when he was looking through them so now I have only my millions of brains to recollect only the good parts.
Has it happened 2 you that you accidentally taken a laxative not knowing?
Snorkeling is B E A UUUTIFUL thing I LOVE it but not when I get too closed to anything then the creepy willies comes along. that is all I have to say about that.
NAKED PPL!
so s and I are walking around the hotel hand in hand and lo and behold we come across a section of naked ppl. apparently there is a naked section which is optional. Now i heard of this when we first got to the hotel but i thought it was the pool area, b/c a girl was topless, but hell 2 the no they had another small pool area with a small beach next to it that is OPTIONAL NAKEDNESS BUT it is all naked not a stitch of clothes 2 been seen. Now my first thoughts were, man i guess this ppl do not have to pack so much, they only need a small bag, and next time I am at an airport and a couple only has a small bag I will know they are nasty little nudies. anyhoo back to s and i stumbling to the nudies now I really did try not to look but OH MY GOD they were all old nasty little nudies i mean saggy saggy saggy. all the ladies had huge boobs but they were to their knees and the old mans oh my gosh it was more of an nightmare rather than OH BOY OH BOY nude ppl. Has it eva happened 2 you that you stubble to a nude colony and instead of being hot naked bodies was rather old wittered ones?
KARAOKE anyone, yes it was the best. s took the award for the worst singer and i am not even joking. i sang dancing queen for aba and was pretty bam good from what my drunken ears heard and all the girls was dancing and cheering so that was good 4 me. s sang al green, let's stay together and as I said he won the worst singer prize. at least it was a prize.
the rest of the vacation of dancing eating and drinking and having lots of R & R and let me say this week back in the states is :(
the end
well anyhoo, FINALLY we are in Jamaica! Yes my fav place in the world, were you can eat, drink, play and sleep wheneva, whereeva you want to.
DISCLAIMER: This is an informational blog so in other words if you think you are going to be hysterically entertained then u better just stop reading right now cause u ain't gonna get none of that.
Now not every memory is clear due to certain amount of spirits that was drunk during this vacation therefore I will be force to put in some tainted truths.
First clear memory: no spirits taken due to the fear of falling off the horse. S and I went horseback riding it was a three times doozie, meaning the poor skinny horses had to take s and me up and down the mountain, around the beach and yes even swim in the beach with us on their itty bitty bodies. for what eva the reason jamaica horses are small like the jamaica man. BUT no fear I did not care how itty bitty they were I was having a great time, and since this trail was only s and I and the guide I got to trot the horse. S was very uncomfortable b/c when my lead horse trotted his horse followed which unfortunate bruised s' manhood. But do not worry I too suffered when I got back to the hotel room, I ended up with a bruise on my butt ( both sides for 4 days)and trust me having anything black under your butt when you are wearing a bikini is not so nice. CRUSES 2 me for having fun on a skinny horse!!!
OH the best part of the horse trail was when I told the tour guide I wish I could have a coconut up there on the tree and he jumps off his horse, gets a big bamboo stick from I have no idea were, goes to the palm tree and starts hitting the coconut with his stick, and down down comes three coconuts which is chopped up from the top with his sword and yes it was a sword, which is handed down to me to drink and you better believe it. I dranked it and so did s and so did the guide and it was the greates eva b/c as the guide told us, it is the only liquid that touches the heart. I do not know if it touched my heart but it fo sho touched my stomach b/c I had a bad stomach ach that night and was indisposed in the toilet for a while :( it is true coconut is a laxative:( S and I took so many pics on the trail and I would love to post one for you but to my dismay s accidental deleted all the pics that day when he was looking through them so now I have only my millions of brains to recollect only the good parts.
Has it happened 2 you that you accidentally taken a laxative not knowing?
Snorkeling is B E A UUUTIFUL thing I LOVE it but not when I get too closed to anything then the creepy willies comes along. that is all I have to say about that.
NAKED PPL!
so s and I are walking around the hotel hand in hand and lo and behold we come across a section of naked ppl. apparently there is a naked section which is optional. Now i heard of this when we first got to the hotel but i thought it was the pool area, b/c a girl was topless, but hell 2 the no they had another small pool area with a small beach next to it that is OPTIONAL NAKEDNESS BUT it is all naked not a stitch of clothes 2 been seen. Now my first thoughts were, man i guess this ppl do not have to pack so much, they only need a small bag, and next time I am at an airport and a couple only has a small bag I will know they are nasty little nudies. anyhoo back to s and i stumbling to the nudies now I really did try not to look but OH MY GOD they were all old nasty little nudies i mean saggy saggy saggy. all the ladies had huge boobs but they were to their knees and the old mans oh my gosh it was more of an nightmare rather than OH BOY OH BOY nude ppl. Has it eva happened 2 you that you stubble to a nude colony and instead of being hot naked bodies was rather old wittered ones?
KARAOKE anyone, yes it was the best. s took the award for the worst singer and i am not even joking. i sang dancing queen for aba and was pretty bam good from what my drunken ears heard and all the girls was dancing and cheering so that was good 4 me. s sang al green, let's stay together and as I said he won the worst singer prize. at least it was a prize.
the rest of the vacation of dancing eating and drinking and having lots of R & R and let me say this week back in the states is :(
the end
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
planned on going one place and ending somewhere else?
Jamaica oh how i love that place,
the love affair started in 2006 when i went to this water, beach place with so many ppl to serve me, a self proclaimed princess.
so when another opportunity arises for me to go to jamaica for the 4th of july weekend i am all gone ho, so happy but like 3 mill bikini's and my brain was consumed jamaica.
me a ko (korean) had to make sure my passport was in tact to make sure i can once again resume my love affair with this foreign country that serves me like i deserve.
stan and i on the 30th of june are at the airport ready to go direct flight to jamaica, just thining 4 hrs more and a private car with champ will be waiting for us and let the romance begin.
what the buck!!! an american needs a passport, but 2006 all stan needed was a bam dl and birth certifcate when did this happen, apparently 2008 a new law has passed and when telling ppl why we did not go to jamaica everyone new of this new law but stupid stan and me. and everyone mentioned to tell me how in the world did we not know, hello i think if we had known or if the booking agent told us we would have thought it important enough to get done:( freaking freaks
so me stone faced being treated like a princess in jamaica not gonna happen but stan so nice, said we are packed were do you want to go? NY, drive until we want to stop, san diego, when he said the city san diego my face lite up like angels were flashing their flash lights on me and that is where we went to go to my sisters resort home in the mountains where we had relaxing time with the 3 brats. :) (brats are my one niece and two nephews. but do not worry i named it each brat for the weekend servant one, servant two and servant three and i just had to clap my hands once for servant one, twice for servant two and three x for servant three, after a bit, servant two came up to me and said "do i have to still be a servant I don't want to anymore", my answer was servant do not speak until you are spoken too.
have you ever planned on going to a romantic get away and ending up with three brats who refused to serve you!
the love affair started in 2006 when i went to this water, beach place with so many ppl to serve me, a self proclaimed princess.
so when another opportunity arises for me to go to jamaica for the 4th of july weekend i am all gone ho, so happy but like 3 mill bikini's and my brain was consumed jamaica.
me a ko (korean) had to make sure my passport was in tact to make sure i can once again resume my love affair with this foreign country that serves me like i deserve.
stan and i on the 30th of june are at the airport ready to go direct flight to jamaica, just thining 4 hrs more and a private car with champ will be waiting for us and let the romance begin.
what the buck!!! an american needs a passport, but 2006 all stan needed was a bam dl and birth certifcate when did this happen, apparently 2008 a new law has passed and when telling ppl why we did not go to jamaica everyone new of this new law but stupid stan and me. and everyone mentioned to tell me how in the world did we not know, hello i think if we had known or if the booking agent told us we would have thought it important enough to get done:( freaking freaks
so me stone faced being treated like a princess in jamaica not gonna happen but stan so nice, said we are packed were do you want to go? NY, drive until we want to stop, san diego, when he said the city san diego my face lite up like angels were flashing their flash lights on me and that is where we went to go to my sisters resort home in the mountains where we had relaxing time with the 3 brats. :) (brats are my one niece and two nephews. but do not worry i named it each brat for the weekend servant one, servant two and servant three and i just had to clap my hands once for servant one, twice for servant two and three x for servant three, after a bit, servant two came up to me and said "do i have to still be a servant I don't want to anymore", my answer was servant do not speak until you are spoken too.
have you ever planned on going to a romantic get away and ending up with three brats who refused to serve you!
Monday, May 19, 2008
Weekend of 23rd of May 2008
So many stories in my millions of brains, which one to spit out first.
HISTORY: I am still very good friend with 4 of my college buddies. Nic aka Nicole, Mina, Mel aka Melissa & ang aka Angela whom I have already written about. I know you gals like this part b/c all of you are vain and like to read about themselves.
This is going to be about Mina, Mina don't get scared I won't reveal too much about yourself even thought you would never find out b/c you like to scheme read and not read the whole thing but I bet after reading your name you are reading word 4 word.
What can you say about Mina, CLUMPSY do not have her near a knife 4 she will cut herself and u in a minute and both of u would be in the hospital but it will be o k b/c she will be very apologetic, so apologetic that you would wish another cut, rather than having to hear her say sorry one more bam time.
As you can guess she was not blessed with grace.
She is gracious and warm but sometimes you want to yell STOP! for the LOVE OF GOD STOP, YOU ARE BREATHING down my back; but like a mom, always has good intentions.
If you are catholic and feel that you need to do some punishment for your sins then go shopping with mina and you will be throughly punished and still have some points left over to go out party get drunk and wake up not knowing where you are and what the heck you did the night before and you are so scared b/c there is a knife with blood on it and a dead cat on the foot of your bed. (I guess the last sentence was pretty gross and graphic but I am fo reals, I had to warn ppl out there how bad shopping with mina is)
Anyhoo out of all 5 of us she is the only not living in dallas due to her poor judgement of being happily in love, getting married and following the man of her dream to AUSTIN, TX. She moved end of last year I believe if I am wrong about the date of the move or if she is happily married, ah well, you get the point. So she always comes down once a month but lately it has be three months.
Thanks for your patience, let me get to the point, Stan and I r spontaneous and he decides we should go off on a weekend, I say lets go to san antonio and on our way there stop @ austin and say hi to mina. (fo she is always saying we never visit her and she is the one that always has to come down and yaggity yACH)
I call her to give her a heads up, I think it was either that monday or Tuesday before. I tell her I am stopping by On Friday and since we have been friend 4 so long and you know with your close friend you can stop by their house unannouced perferably annouced, you are always welcome which is the movie version and that is true for nic, mel and ang and me but oh no that is not the reaction from mina.
Here is a disclaimer I am sure Mina want me to put in (ps I already told her I will blog her for her reaction) is that she is taking some sort of test to go to grad school and the grade will define her future career life and blah blah blah. (by the way seems to me she is always taking some test or what not. Only thing my brain took in was test, study, important. and she told me what type of test what it's call but so boring can't comprehend or can't relate, if you want the show FRIENDS and chandlor has a job and no one knows what he does, well that is mina and her bam test. and she is staying will this reason why she didn't want me to come and that and ever objection to why I can not come and I am thinking is she fo reals. she is telling me I can't come over for one bam night, well this is the REAL reason why she did not want me to come b/c her house is such a bam mess it would take her nearly till Friday to clean up. FREAK keep your house clean! or at least be able to clean it in two hours, and lets not blame all of it on mina, her bam husband must be pretty dirty too!!! but she called back apologizing (and you know what I think of her overly apologizing) saying she would love me to stop by.
I did, she was gracious even though I did't get there until 1am due to bam TLC making my sexy man work so bam late and he being a good sport and still going. she bought me veggies, fruits, champ and all this other bam stuff.
Today is July 15, 2008 I wrote the upper stuff about two months ago and really don't want to tell this story any more so this is all you get.
I know my fans out there is waiting for another blog so hope this works if not too bad so bucking sad.
HISTORY: I am still very good friend with 4 of my college buddies. Nic aka Nicole, Mina, Mel aka Melissa & ang aka Angela whom I have already written about. I know you gals like this part b/c all of you are vain and like to read about themselves.
This is going to be about Mina, Mina don't get scared I won't reveal too much about yourself even thought you would never find out b/c you like to scheme read and not read the whole thing but I bet after reading your name you are reading word 4 word.
What can you say about Mina, CLUMPSY do not have her near a knife 4 she will cut herself and u in a minute and both of u would be in the hospital but it will be o k b/c she will be very apologetic, so apologetic that you would wish another cut, rather than having to hear her say sorry one more bam time.
As you can guess she was not blessed with grace.
She is gracious and warm but sometimes you want to yell STOP! for the LOVE OF GOD STOP, YOU ARE BREATHING down my back; but like a mom, always has good intentions.
If you are catholic and feel that you need to do some punishment for your sins then go shopping with mina and you will be throughly punished and still have some points left over to go out party get drunk and wake up not knowing where you are and what the heck you did the night before and you are so scared b/c there is a knife with blood on it and a dead cat on the foot of your bed. (I guess the last sentence was pretty gross and graphic but I am fo reals, I had to warn ppl out there how bad shopping with mina is)
Anyhoo out of all 5 of us she is the only not living in dallas due to her poor judgement of being happily in love, getting married and following the man of her dream to AUSTIN, TX. She moved end of last year I believe if I am wrong about the date of the move or if she is happily married, ah well, you get the point. So she always comes down once a month but lately it has be three months.
Thanks for your patience, let me get to the point, Stan and I r spontaneous and he decides we should go off on a weekend, I say lets go to san antonio and on our way there stop @ austin and say hi to mina. (fo she is always saying we never visit her and she is the one that always has to come down and yaggity yACH)
I call her to give her a heads up, I think it was either that monday or Tuesday before. I tell her I am stopping by On Friday and since we have been friend 4 so long and you know with your close friend you can stop by their house unannouced perferably annouced, you are always welcome which is the movie version and that is true for nic, mel and ang and me but oh no that is not the reaction from mina.
Here is a disclaimer I am sure Mina want me to put in (ps I already told her I will blog her for her reaction) is that she is taking some sort of test to go to grad school and the grade will define her future career life and blah blah blah. (by the way seems to me she is always taking some test or what not. Only thing my brain took in was test, study, important. and she told me what type of test what it's call but so boring can't comprehend or can't relate, if you want the show FRIENDS and chandlor has a job and no one knows what he does, well that is mina and her bam test. and she is staying will this reason why she didn't want me to come and that and ever objection to why I can not come and I am thinking is she fo reals. she is telling me I can't come over for one bam night, well this is the REAL reason why she did not want me to come b/c her house is such a bam mess it would take her nearly till Friday to clean up. FREAK keep your house clean! or at least be able to clean it in two hours, and lets not blame all of it on mina, her bam husband must be pretty dirty too!!! but she called back apologizing (and you know what I think of her overly apologizing) saying she would love me to stop by.
I did, she was gracious even though I did't get there until 1am due to bam TLC making my sexy man work so bam late and he being a good sport and still going. she bought me veggies, fruits, champ and all this other bam stuff.
Today is July 15, 2008 I wrote the upper stuff about two months ago and really don't want to tell this story any more so this is all you get.
I know my fans out there is waiting for another blog so hope this works if not too bad so bucking sad.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Ask before you Take
Background: I bring my dog to work, on my desk is a pink metal canister with a dog paw on it with a very tight lid.
Background: I am very observant!
Background: I am very anal
A lady shows up to the office with out a appointment, strike one. (why do I have to be so petty, why is appointments so important to me, any psychologist out there that can give me a hand on this one?)
I happened to be in the back of the warehouse with a customer & come to the office to see her wandering around like a sneaky little fox who did not even bother to announce herself, strike two. (why do ppl not have manners)
As I come to my desk I notice the pink metal canister lid is open and I always keep it shut b/c I am anal.
I look at the stranger who came unannounced and my observant eyes is focused on her mammoth jaw which is moving.
As I am finishing up with the customer who has made the apointment the rude nonappointment maker comes up to my desk, holds out her palm and lo and behold what do you think was in her palm. MY DOGGIE treat for my bam dog. (You knew that one) As she has her palm out she ask me is this edible? I look at her and smile and say, yes people can eat them, however they are specially made for dogs. She says thank you and moves around slowly to my dog and pulls out 8 more treats and gives them to my dog.
Greedy Strike three
Then she proceeds to go out the front door and over the stair case spits out everything else that is in her mouth.
Embarrassment YOUR OUT
It was so hard 4 me to keep a strait face and not point at her and laugh and laugh. And when she could not handle my ridicule any more and with shame run to her car, I wanted to keep on chasing her and as she drives off I would be in my car following her and honking my horn and laugh some more but I manage to stay in my desk and laugh by myself after she left.
I told the story to Stan (my boyfriend) and he found no humor in it, says I need to put a sign on the canister and I am LIKE WHAT? am i taking crazy pill how can he not find it hilarious! and a little bit like serves you right attitude (side note about my man he doesn't gossip fo example, ang was at a bar with us and was sitting next to him and talking crap about someone and he just smiled and nodded which made ang decide to even more abrasive to get a reaction b/c let's face it for all women, if we don't get a reaction we act out even more, and that is where the crazy comes in - but to ANGIE in your face no reaction was found)
Back to the lady- who takes with out asking? and who takes more than one without knowing what it is? and who takes so much even if u think it is 4 the public 4 the taking
4 me serves her right and plus there is a PAW on the canister.
b/c of stan's reaction I had to justify my feelings so I tell Ang and she is LIKE LOL tear and all that stuff, so as you can tell, i guess i am like angie, critical, anal and a gossip
Would your RESPONSE be like Stan or angie which is me?
I had some one take with out asking and it bit them in the bum, has it happen 2 you?
Background: I am very observant!
Background: I am very anal
A lady shows up to the office with out a appointment, strike one. (why do I have to be so petty, why is appointments so important to me, any psychologist out there that can give me a hand on this one?)
I happened to be in the back of the warehouse with a customer & come to the office to see her wandering around like a sneaky little fox who did not even bother to announce herself, strike two. (why do ppl not have manners)
As I come to my desk I notice the pink metal canister lid is open and I always keep it shut b/c I am anal.
I look at the stranger who came unannounced and my observant eyes is focused on her mammoth jaw which is moving.
As I am finishing up with the customer who has made the apointment the rude nonappointment maker comes up to my desk, holds out her palm and lo and behold what do you think was in her palm. MY DOGGIE treat for my bam dog. (You knew that one) As she has her palm out she ask me is this edible? I look at her and smile and say, yes people can eat them, however they are specially made for dogs. She says thank you and moves around slowly to my dog and pulls out 8 more treats and gives them to my dog.
Greedy Strike three
Then she proceeds to go out the front door and over the stair case spits out everything else that is in her mouth.
Embarrassment YOUR OUT
It was so hard 4 me to keep a strait face and not point at her and laugh and laugh. And when she could not handle my ridicule any more and with shame run to her car, I wanted to keep on chasing her and as she drives off I would be in my car following her and honking my horn and laugh some more but I manage to stay in my desk and laugh by myself after she left.
I told the story to Stan (my boyfriend) and he found no humor in it, says I need to put a sign on the canister and I am LIKE WHAT? am i taking crazy pill how can he not find it hilarious! and a little bit like serves you right attitude (side note about my man he doesn't gossip fo example, ang was at a bar with us and was sitting next to him and talking crap about someone and he just smiled and nodded which made ang decide to even more abrasive to get a reaction b/c let's face it for all women, if we don't get a reaction we act out even more, and that is where the crazy comes in - but to ANGIE in your face no reaction was found)
Back to the lady- who takes with out asking? and who takes more than one without knowing what it is? and who takes so much even if u think it is 4 the public 4 the taking
4 me serves her right and plus there is a PAW on the canister.
b/c of stan's reaction I had to justify my feelings so I tell Ang and she is LIKE LOL tear and all that stuff, so as you can tell, i guess i am like angie, critical, anal and a gossip
Would your RESPONSE be like Stan or angie which is me?
I had some one take with out asking and it bit them in the bum, has it happen 2 you?
Friday, May 9, 2008
Star Struck
I am not usually star struck. Maybe it's b/c I don't come across any while I am pumping gas, buying groceries and working @ my desk, but in general I don't daydream about stars and make sure I get to the concerts, watch all their movies and what not.
SO I WAS SO SHOCKED when I got Star Stucked by KIDD KRADDICK! I have been listen to him since I was in High School!
My friend nic (nicole) & I was at Primo's (mckinney) and we were having some cocktails & early din din, and I don't know what else since it was long time ago, but you will see how it ties in to what happen to me last weekend. thanks 4 your patience..... & Lord & behold comes in Kidd, he was all nervous talking on his cell, apparently he was waiting 4 someone and they didn't show up and he was uncomfortable, and I am thinking, dude u r kidd kraddick. I got so nervous and I could not get enough courage to say hi to him. This is what would have come out of my mouth "Hi my name is Yong I have been listen to you since I was in high school, I think u r cool. Want to be my best friend" I figure that is what one would say to a star. So I am keeping my eye on him and I get really close but I chicken out:( bam " I was so close to a star and chicken out and didn't even say hi, has it happen 2 you?
Well last weekend it was me and ang (angie) who was doing a late lunch @ Primo's. by the way we had the best margarita it was her--annna-- silver tequila. we sat at the porch and I see big al, me not star struck by him, just casually mentioned to angie big al is here and that was that. I went to the bathroom and waiting in line and big al was next 2 me. He said Hello, I said hi in a very small voice (side track, my voice is very high and ppl have even commented "is that her real voice", can't help it I sound like a young little girl, so being shy my voice got higher and even more girlish) He said how are you doing i said "fine". I was way to shy to say nothing else or repeat in a complete sentence just pretending I only knew couple of words just came from Korea act.
So I did my business and went back to the table and ang is like big al is over there and I am like. o.k. & she is calling him over with her super long monkey arms. I am like stop it. and her only monkey arm response is to flag him down even harder. long story short he comes over, she insults him a couple of time by his lack of knowledge of some country guy and says she wished he was Kelly b/c she loves kelly and she guess he will do. he implies he is way to drunk and can't drive his two cars at primos and want to know if we would drive his cars 4 him we say no but we politely offer him a ride to his house since he is too bam drunk (knowing he will say no b/c he was already with two hotties) and mentions to ang that he saw me in the rr and that I am HOT!!!! looks is in the eye of the beholder and he was drunk alright. bam the drunkard 4 thinking i am hot, any sober peeps out there?? oh wait my man thinks I am hot.
so after that incident, ang like u have changed, old college yong would have called him over and u being with stan u liking him so much has changed u and I am thinking is she insulting me b/c i considered it a compliment that I am maturing and is in love with my man, has it happen 2 you?
SO I WAS SO SHOCKED when I got Star Stucked by KIDD KRADDICK! I have been listen to him since I was in High School!
My friend nic (nicole) & I was at Primo's (mckinney) and we were having some cocktails & early din din, and I don't know what else since it was long time ago, but you will see how it ties in to what happen to me last weekend. thanks 4 your patience..... & Lord & behold comes in Kidd, he was all nervous talking on his cell, apparently he was waiting 4 someone and they didn't show up and he was uncomfortable, and I am thinking, dude u r kidd kraddick. I got so nervous and I could not get enough courage to say hi to him. This is what would have come out of my mouth "Hi my name is Yong I have been listen to you since I was in high school, I think u r cool. Want to be my best friend" I figure that is what one would say to a star. So I am keeping my eye on him and I get really close but I chicken out:( bam " I was so close to a star and chicken out and didn't even say hi, has it happen 2 you?
Well last weekend it was me and ang (angie) who was doing a late lunch @ Primo's. by the way we had the best margarita it was her--annna-- silver tequila. we sat at the porch and I see big al, me not star struck by him, just casually mentioned to angie big al is here and that was that. I went to the bathroom and waiting in line and big al was next 2 me. He said Hello, I said hi in a very small voice (side track, my voice is very high and ppl have even commented "is that her real voice", can't help it I sound like a young little girl, so being shy my voice got higher and even more girlish) He said how are you doing i said "fine". I was way to shy to say nothing else or repeat in a complete sentence just pretending I only knew couple of words just came from Korea act.
So I did my business and went back to the table and ang is like big al is over there and I am like. o.k. & she is calling him over with her super long monkey arms. I am like stop it. and her only monkey arm response is to flag him down even harder. long story short he comes over, she insults him a couple of time by his lack of knowledge of some country guy and says she wished he was Kelly b/c she loves kelly and she guess he will do. he implies he is way to drunk and can't drive his two cars at primos and want to know if we would drive his cars 4 him we say no but we politely offer him a ride to his house since he is too bam drunk (knowing he will say no b/c he was already with two hotties) and mentions to ang that he saw me in the rr and that I am HOT!!!! looks is in the eye of the beholder and he was drunk alright. bam the drunkard 4 thinking i am hot, any sober peeps out there?? oh wait my man thinks I am hot.
so after that incident, ang like u have changed, old college yong would have called him over and u being with stan u liking him so much has changed u and I am thinking is she insulting me b/c i considered it a compliment that I am maturing and is in love with my man, has it happen 2 you?
BAM IT, Could you find a FATTER Picture of me
Ok, first and 4 most I am under a lot of stress to come up with a funny blog. I used to be funny back in the day but now with life and stress, it is really hard to be funny. See even the first two sentence wasn't funny, depressing but not funny.
If you are some body who has great grammar then stop reading, it will get lot worse from here. I AM ESL. by the way 4 the older generation that means English is a Second Language. (I was talking to an older gent and he was like HUH ESL, what?? FYI I usually say I am ESL to excuse my lack of vocab, gram (grammar) and to be sort of funny but no humor was seen since the older gent didn't even know what that meant.)
What I was a talking about, oh yes the title is for BAM angie who 4 the love of God put the fatty pic of me on this blog. WHAT THE BAM, u angie the only one who will read this bam blog (and I know it will be only me looking @ the pic but its like looking in a mirror, I like it when it lies) take off the BAM FATTY pic and put a better one of me with the illusion of thinner arms and face and what not. and not the one with the bangs.
Which side tracks me to how I got bangs. Short Version::: watching TV saw a hot girl with bangs thought if I have bangs I would be hot too, not realizing that is the HOT girl that makes the bangs hot not the other way around. Am I spelling bangs right, well you get the bam point. So for the first couple of weeks with the new bangs I looked like I had a mullet, b/c when I was cutting my hair I thought more bangs = hotter, so instead of cutting just a little part of front I went all the way to the middle. BAM my poor judgement.
BACK to the fatty pic, plaz put a betta one. and also I don't think my modest man wants his pic fo everyone to see. u might get sued on that one sista.
That is my blog on the pic. You can kind of tell what you are gonna get. So to tie it all in, My friend put a horrible pic on the internet 4 all the world to see, has it happen 2 you. Another one is, I cut my hair b/c of a pic , has it happen 2 you?
Hey angie I want the blog title to be Has it Happened 2 you, not "to". can you make it happen? by the way angie is the one who set this all up 4 me, (b/c I am an old soul and don's have time to learn computer shennaagins) ( I know I didn't spell that word right, game can u even guess what word I was trying to spell). Thanks angie, hope this was worth your hard work.
If you are some body who has great grammar then stop reading, it will get lot worse from here. I AM ESL. by the way 4 the older generation that means English is a Second Language. (I was talking to an older gent and he was like HUH ESL, what?? FYI I usually say I am ESL to excuse my lack of vocab, gram (grammar) and to be sort of funny but no humor was seen since the older gent didn't even know what that meant.)
What I was a talking about, oh yes the title is for BAM angie who 4 the love of God put the fatty pic of me on this blog. WHAT THE BAM, u angie the only one who will read this bam blog (and I know it will be only me looking @ the pic but its like looking in a mirror, I like it when it lies) take off the BAM FATTY pic and put a better one of me with the illusion of thinner arms and face and what not. and not the one with the bangs.
Which side tracks me to how I got bangs. Short Version::: watching TV saw a hot girl with bangs thought if I have bangs I would be hot too, not realizing that is the HOT girl that makes the bangs hot not the other way around. Am I spelling bangs right, well you get the bam point. So for the first couple of weeks with the new bangs I looked like I had a mullet, b/c when I was cutting my hair I thought more bangs = hotter, so instead of cutting just a little part of front I went all the way to the middle. BAM my poor judgement.
BACK to the fatty pic, plaz put a betta one. and also I don't think my modest man wants his pic fo everyone to see. u might get sued on that one sista.
That is my blog on the pic. You can kind of tell what you are gonna get. So to tie it all in, My friend put a horrible pic on the internet 4 all the world to see, has it happen 2 you. Another one is, I cut my hair b/c of a pic , has it happen 2 you?
Hey angie I want the blog title to be Has it Happened 2 you, not "to". can you make it happen? by the way angie is the one who set this all up 4 me, (b/c I am an old soul and don's have time to learn computer shennaagins) ( I know I didn't spell that word right, game can u even guess what word I was trying to spell). Thanks angie, hope this was worth your hard work.
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